Avast, NBC News has given Ronna McDaniel the boot after a fierce mutiny amongst the crew. Ahoy, walk the plank!
2024-03-26
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale of treachery and mutiny on the high seas of NBC News! Ronna McDaniel be walkin' the plank after a fierce crew uprising. The News Group Chair be sendin' her packin' like a scurvy dog, yarrr!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scallywags, fer I have a tale to tell ye about the former chair of the Republican National Committee, Ronna McDaniel. Aye, she was given the boot by NBC News as a paid contributor after a mighty uproar from the network’s crew! Blimey!The news came straight from the lips of NBCU News Group Chair Cesar Conde, who declared in a memo to his crew that they be parting ways with Daniels. Aye, she had just set sail on her first voyage with the network on a Sunday, but the crew mutinied in protest!
“No ship, especially a newsroom, can sail smoothly if its crew ain’t workin’ together,” Conde wrote in his missive. “Arrr, we need to be as united as a crew of pirates sailin’ the high seas!”
So there ye have it, me hearties. Ronna McDaniel be walkin’ the plank, cast out to sea by the mighty NBC News crew. Aye, tis a rough life bein’ a pirate in the treacherous waters of the media world!