Arr matey! Be Trump Media a proper seafaring venture, or be it just a scallywag's scheme? Arrrr!
2024-03-27
Arrr, ye scallywags at Susquehanna International Group be makin' yer loot by tradin' stocks faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" Rumor has it they be backin' old Trump's social-media venture with their riches. Could it be that they be fillin' his treasure chest with gold doubloons? Only time will tell, me hearties!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scallywags! Susquehanna International Group be a crafty crew makin' their gold buyin' and sellin' stocks quicker than ye can say "Shiver me timbers!" They be squeezin' out fractions of a penny with each trade, faster than ye can blink.But what be catchin' the attention of the landlubbers be that Susquehanna had a 2% share in a blank-check company that recently joined forces with that scallywag Trump's new social-media venture. Aye, ye heard me right! The rumor be flyin' faster than a cannonball that Susquehanna's captain, Jeff Yass, be helpin' out ol' Trump by pumpin' up the shares of this new company.
Some be sayin' it be a scheme to line Trump's pockets with gold, while others be scratchin' their heads wonderin' what be goin' on behind the scenes. The new company be tradin' on the high seas today under the...