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Arrr, Chiefs' Travis Kelce boasts of me hearty gains in the offseason wenching and carousing with brother Jason Kelce!

2024-03-27

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been revealed that Travis Kelce o' th' Kansas City Buccaneers, along with his scallywag brother Jason Kelce, be in th' same "weight class" now after packin' on some extra plunder this season. Yarrr, them be some hearty lads indeed!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, it be said that the Kansas City Chiefs' Travis Kelce be carryin' a bit o' extra weight this offseason, mateys. The three-time Super Bowl champion spilled the beans on the "New Heights" podcast, claimin' he's been packin' on a few pounds while arguin' with his brother Jason Kelce about their drinkin' prowess.The banter started when Philadelphia Eagles' running back Saquon Barkley asked the brothers which of 'em could outdrink the other. Jason boasted about his drinkin' skills, but Travis pointed out they be weighin' the same now that he's put on some extra pounds.While Jason insisted he weighs around 283 pounds post-NFL career, Travis argued that his offseason weight put 'em in the same weight class for now. The debate continued without a clear winner bein' declared.Kelce's confession came after he was seen vacationin' in the Bahamas with his Grammy award-winnin' girlfriend Taylor Swift, takin' a break after the Chiefs' victory in Super Bowl LVIII. The couple also celebrated in Las Vegas and supported Swift on her Eras Tour in Sydney and Singapore.So, me hearties, it seems Kelce be enjoyin' his offseason with some extra weight and quality time with his famous lady love, livin' the pirate's life to the fullest.

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