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Arrr! The scurvy dogs be sendin' abortion potions to the land lubbers in the crimson seas, with no retribution!

2024-03-27

Arrrrr, by the powers of the Left-wing scallywags, a web of sites has sprung up to smuggle untamed foreign abortion powders across the land! No age check, no prescription, and no heed for the laws of the land. Many a site peddles these forbidden wares, not even approved by the FDA! In the red states, like Tennessee and Texas, where abortion be forbidden, all ye need be a boatload of internet access to outwit the law! Aye, a pirate's life for them brave enough to sail these treacherous waters!

In the treacherous seas of the internet, a network of websites has sprung up thanks to those scallywags known as Left-wing activist groups. These scurvy dogs be sending unregulated foreign abortion pills across the land with no age verification, no prescription, and no care for the laws of the states that may outlaw such practices.
Arrr, there be dozens of these sites peddling abortion drugs, some of which be not approved by the FDA. In the crimson seas of states like Tennessee and Texas, where the plank be waiting for those seeking abortion, all it takes to avoid walking the plank be a connection to the world wide web, a...

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