Arr Mateys, word on the high seas be that South Dakota be makin' a mighty change in the abortion wars.
2024-03-27
Arrr, me hearties! South Dakota be makin' history as the first state to clear up the hullabaloo 'bout doctors savin' pregnant lasses in dire need. Gov. Kristi Noem be signin' a bill to protect the health o' the fair maidens and give scallywags a good kick in the pants for spreadin' false tales 'bout emergency abortions. Aye, a victory fer the pro-life crew!
Ahoy mateys! Listen up ye scallywags, South Dakota be making history by becomin' the first state to clear up any confusion 'bout doctors helpin' pregnant women in need of emergency care. Aye, Governor Kristi Noem signed a bill that be settin' the record straight on when doctors can perform emergency abortions to save a life, all in the name of protectin' the health and safety of them fair maidens.This here bill, known as the "Med Ed" bill, be aimin' to combat the spread of abortion misinformation that be confusin' some doctors. It be standin' up against the sea of lies and makin' sure that doctors be knowin' their rights to save a life in an emergency. Yo ho ho, South Dakota be leadin' the way in protectin' the rights of pregnant women and pushin' back against those scurvy dogs spreadin' lies 'bout abortion.
So let it be known across the seven seas, South Dakota be settin' sail towards a brighter future for pregnant women and their medical care. Raise the Jolly Roger and celebrate this victory for pro-life advocates everywhere! Arrr!