Arr matey! 'Mad Dog' Russo be complainin' 'bout March Madness like a scallywag! What a blimey disgrace!
2024-03-28
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a travesty of grand proportions! "Mad Dog" Russo be cursin' up a storm over the late start times for the Sweet 16 games! 'Tis past me bedtime, and I be missin' out on all the plunderin' and pillagin'! Aargh!
Ahoy mateys! Ye ol' Chris "Mad Dog" Russo be as fierce as a pirate on the high seas when it comes to speakin' his mind 'bout sports, especially when it be about March Madness. Arrr! Russo be complainin' like a scallywag 'bout them games startin' too late on the East Coast. Give us a chance to watch the damn thing, he says in his weekly gripin' segment.Russo be right frustrated with the NCAA Tournament schedulin', with some Sweet 16 games startin' after 10 p.m. ET on Thursday and Friday. Illinois vs. Iowa State and Creighton vs. Tennessee be both tossin' off at 10:09 p.m. on Friday. The man be sayin' that college basketball ain't big enough to be goin' on for 12 hours straight with games that be draggin' on for hours with them replays and fouls.Russo be so riled up that he be suggestin' they add a half hour to the games 'cause they can't start on time. Friday be Good Friday, he exclaims! Holy Thursday on Thursday! He ain't wantin' to stay up till the wee hours o' the mornin' watchin' games that go on for almost 3 hours. That be an absolute disgrace!The first Sweet 16 games be comin' on Thursday, with Clemson vs. Arizona and UConn vs. San Diego State kickin' off at 7:09 p.m. Then on Friday, Marquette vs. NC State and Purdue vs. Gonzaga be playin' at the same time. Ye can follow Fox News Digital's sports coverage and subscribe to the Fox News Sports Huddle newsletter for more updates. Arrr!