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Arrr, Pirates' Paul Skenes be givin' $100 to Gary Sinise Foundation fer each swashbucklin' strikeout this season! Aye!

2024-03-28

Arrr mateys! The scallywag Paul Skenes be pledgin' to give a hundred pieces of gold for each scallywag he sends to Davy Jones' locker to the Gary Sinise Foundation. Fair winds and followin' seas to ye, me hearty!

Ahoy mateys! The Pittsburgh Pirates have a young gun on their hands by the name of Paul Skenes, a lad with a heart as big as the seven seas. This brave buccaneer aims to reach the grand stage of Major League Baseball this season, but that ain't all he's after, no sir! Skenes has sworn an oath to raise a hefty sum of doubloons for the Gary Sinise Foundation, a noble cause to aid our veterans and first responders.Arrr! The lad be pledging to donate a hundred pieces of gold for every enemy he strikes out on the diamond. Aye, he be calling on all ye scallywags to join him in his quest for a better future for our heroes!The Gary Sinise Foundation, founded by the honorable Gary Sinise himself, has been aiding our military and first responder brethren for years, spreading goodwill and support across the land.While Skenes be startin' his journey in the lower leagues, his reputation as a pitcher be well known from his days at LSU. With his lass Olivia Dunne by his side, this lad be destined for great things, bringin' hope and joy to the hearts of Pirates fans far and wide.

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