Arrr, Florida be banishing social media! 'Twill be a costly mistake, says I. Prepare to walk the plank!
2024-03-28
Avast ye mateys! Florida be passin' a law to ban minors from social media, makin' lawmakers and Gov. Ron DeSantis shout, "We fight for children!" But beware, legal challenges may scuttle this ship before it sets sail. No sympathy for "Big Tech" walkin' the plank! Arrr!
Arr mateys, if ye be hearin' news in short bursts on the social media seas, ye might be hearin' about Florida's new decree on social media for wee ones. 'Tis a victory fer the lawmakers and the Governor, claimin' they be protectin' the young'uns. Aye, 'tis a clever move to win the hearts o' the people.But mark ye, the law may face a fierce battle in the courts, and it may ne'er see the light o' day. Them lawmakers be hopin' ye be forgettin' once the headlines fade away.
As fer them "Big Tech" companies that'll be feelin' the sting, who can shed a tear for 'em? They be sailin' on stormy waters fer too long, takin' advantage o' the young and innocent. 'Tis about time they be held accountable fer their actions.
So keep a weather eye on the horizon, me hearties, and don't be fooled by the fancy words o' the politicians. The real battle be ahead, and who knows which side be comin' out on top in the end.