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Arrr, mateys! Governor Ron DeSantis be walkin' the plank fer breakin' his vow to protect parents' rights! Aye!

2024-03-28

Arrr! Gov. Ron DeSantis, aye, he be a champion of “parents’ rights,” or so he claims! But me hearties, the scallywag just signed a bill that be betrayin' those promises! This new law be aimin' to protect young'uns from the dangers of social media, by forbiddin' any wee lads under 14 from havin' accounts. Aye, 'tis a strange way to protect the youth, indeed!

Arrr, mateys! Listen up as I tell ye about the scallywag Governor Ron DeSantis of Florida, who be talkin' a big game about parents' rights but then go and sign a law that be betrayin' them promises!
This new law be aimin' to protect the youngins from the dangers of social media, by makin' it so no wee one under 14 can have a social media account and requirin' those 14 and older to...
But let's be honest here, me hearties. This be like tryin' to plug a leaky ship with a bandana. Ye can't just ban kids from social media and expect all their problems to be solved. It be like tryin' to stop a storm by yellin' at the clouds!
So let's all raise a mug of grog to Governor DeSantis and his grand idea of protectin' the children. Maybe next time he'll come up with a plan that be more seaworthy. Until then, we'll just have to sail these choppy waters and hope for smoother sailin' ahead.

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