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Arrr! The scallywags at TikTok, Meta, and Snapchat be messin' with students' noggins, so say the school boards!

2024-03-28

Arrr me hearties! The scallywags from the largest school boards in Ontario be suing TikTok, Meta, and Snapchat for bewitchin' the minds of our young scallywags. Aye, they claim these tech pirates be messin' with their thinkin' and behavior. Avast ye, we be in for a stormy legal battle!

Avast ye scallywags! Four o' the biggest school boards in the Canadian province o' Ontario be takin' aim at TikTok, Meta, and SnapChat! They be claimin' these social media platforms be causin' chaos in the classroom, disruptin' the young'uns' learnin'!These lawsuits be accusin' Facebook and Instagram o' bein' "designed for compulsive use" and messin' with the minds and learnin' o' the children. The scurvy dogs at Meta Platforms Inc., Snap Inc., and ByteDance Ltd. be ownin' these platforms!Rachel Chernos, a trustee for the Toronto District School Board, be warnin' o' the dangers o' social withdrawal, anxiety, and cyberbullyin' caused by these platforms. She be demandin' damages o'er $4 billion Canadian for the havoc wreaked on learnin'!The school boards be not standin' by while these tech giants run amok. They be demandin' accountability from Meta and ByteDance for the harm caused to the young'uns' wellbein' and education. The lawyers be ready to make 'em walk the plank if they don't shape up!Arrr! It be a battle for the ages between the school boards and the social media giants. Let's hope the young'uns' education and mental health be saved from the clutches o' these nefarious platforms!

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