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Arrr, the scallywag Adams be belike a landlubber, bellyachin' 'bout them NYC council dogs causin' a ruckus and puttin' folks in peril! Arrr!

2024-03-28

Avast ye scallywags! The scurvy knaves in the City Council be blamed for the chaos and mayhem on the streets! Assistant Deputy Mayor Louis Molina be cursin' their extremist policies for puttin' the good folk in harm's way. 'Tis a tale of disorder and recidivism run amok in the Big Apple! Arrr!

Arrr mateys, there be a scallywag in the Adams administration named Louis Molina, who be speakin' in the tongue of a salty sea dog against the City Council! He be callin' them "extremist" and blamin' their policies for causin' recidivism and disorder after a cop be slain in the Big Apple.
"What be it goin' to take for these extremist advocates and elected officials to see that they be weakenin' our public safety system and puttin' the public at risk," Molina screeched on LinkedIn.
"In essence, the general disorder be causin' chaos and makin' it harder for us to keep the peace on these treacherous waters." Methinks this Molina fella be havin' a bone to pick with them City Council scallywags!
But fear not me hearties, for we pirates be hearty souls who can weather any storm. Let Molina and the City Council bicker like landlubbers while we sail the high seas and search for treasure! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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