Arrr mateys be shiverin' their timbers over the Comstock Act, and those scurvy dogs Thomas and Alito!
2024-03-28
Avast ye scallywags! The abortion-rights supporters be raisin' a ruckus 'bout the conservative Supreme Court justices tryin' to bring back an old law to ban abortions across the land. Justice Thomas and Justice Alito be talkin' 'bout that old Comstock Act like it be treasure worth fightin' for in court. Arrr, what a rum deal!
Arrr mateys, the scallywags on the Supreme Court be causin' quite the ruckus among abortion-rights supporters. They be talkin' about dustin' off an old law, the Comstock Act, to slap a ban on abortions across the whole land!Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito be raisin' their cutlasses in support of this law during arguments about the Biden administration's plans to make it easier to get mifepristone. The sea dogs be tryin' to use this ancient law to make it harder for women to access this medication.
Ye can hear the rumblings of the abortion-rights crew as they sound the alarm about these conservative justices. They be worried that this be a sneak attack on their rights to choose what happens to their own bodies.
But fear not, me hearties, for the fight be far from over. The battle for reproductive freedom be a fierce one, but with enough voices raised in protest, we can make sure that these old laws stay buried at the bottom of Davy Jones' locker!