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Arrr, the Baltimore bridge be fallin' down, causin' poor souls to perish doin' work no one else be fancyin'!

2024-03-28

Arrr, mateys! These poor souls sailed to the United States in search of a grand adventure, only to find themselves patchin' up holes on a cursed bridge by the light of the moon. Alas, a mighty ship collided with their path, and they met their watery fate in the depths of Baltimore harbor.

Arrr, mateys! Listen to this tale of woe and tragedy that befell six brave souls who sought a better life in the land of opportunity known as the United States. These poor souls, hailing from Mexico and Central America, found themselves toiling away in the dead of night, filling pot holes on a bridge just to make ends meet.
But alas, fate had a cruel twist in store for them as a mighty container ship crashed into a support pillar, causing the bridge to collapse and sending them plummeting into the icy waters of the Baltimore harbor. Aye, the cold embrace of the Patapsco River claimed their lives that fateful night.
It be a harsh reminder of the dangers faced by those who come to this foreign land in search of a better future. Let us raise a toast to these fallen comrades, who met their end in the most unexpected and tragic of ways. May they rest in peace, and may their story serve as a warning to us all.

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