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Yarr! Comer be summoning Joe Biden to speak on the scallywag ways o' influence peddlin'. Aye, the truth be revealed!

2024-03-28

Arrr matey! House Oversight Committee Captain James Comer be summoning President Joe Biden to walk the plank and face questions about his family's shady dealings abroad. Comer be demandin' answers for the $24 million pieces o' eight that have mysteriously disappeared. Aye, the truth be buried deeper than Davy Jones' locker!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags on the House Oversight Committee be callin' out President Joe Biden to walk the plank and answer some questions about his family's dealings with foreign lands. Chairman James Comer, a fierce mate from Kentucky, be sendin' a letter to Biden askin' him to explain just what in the seven seas be goin' on with his family's business escapades.
Comer be wantin' Biden to spill the beans on whether he had a hand in any of the shady dealings that have caught the attention of the House GOP. They be lookin' into whether the President be involved in any influence-peddlin' that be worth a hefty sum of $24 million doubloons.
Ye can bet yer last piece o' eight that this be a showdown worth watchin'! Will Biden be able to talk his way out of this mess or will the Committee make him walk the plank? Only time will tell, me hearties. Stay tuned for the next episode of "Pirates of the Oversight Committee"!

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