Arrr, the scallywags be askin' the Captain to walk the plank at the impeachment shindig, har har!
2024-03-28
Avast, ye scallywag President Biden! The House Republicans be summoning ye to walk the plank and testify at a hearing about yer shady business dealings. Chairman Comer be callin' ye out for yer tall tales and the White House's shenanigans. Arrr, time to face the music, matey!
Avast ye, mateys! Thar be some rumblings in the halls of Congress as House Republicans be sendin' an invite to President Joe Biden himself to come and testify at a hearin' as part of an impeachment inquiry. Arrr!Chairman James Comer, bless his soul, be sendin' the invitation by letter, challengin' Biden to explain the differences between his words and the evidence the Committee be gatherin' about his family's businesses. The scallywag even mentioned the White House's obstruction, by Black Beard's ghost!
"In light of the yawning gap between your public statements and the evidence assembled by the Committee as well as the White House’s obstruction, it is in the best interest of the American people for you to..." Well, I be wonderin' if Biden be takin' up the challenge or walkin' the plank instead. Only time will tell, me hearties!