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Arrr matey, be the 2020 election swindled? Interviews at RNC be a piratical adventure indeed!

2024-03-29

Arr mateys! Those tryin' to join the Republican National Committee bein' asked if they believe the election was stolen. 'Tis like a pirate askin' if ye believe in treasure! Aye, a strange test indeed for the scallywags! Arrr!

Arr mateys! Ye scallywags lookin' to join the Republican National Committee best be prepared to answer one question in yer interviews: do ye believe the 2020 election was stolen? Aye, tis true! The Trump-backed purge be makin' this question a test for new recruits!
So if ye be wantin' a place on deck with the RNC, ye best be answerin' with a hearty "Arrr, the election was stolen!" But beware, me hearties, fer this be a false claim spread by the cap'n himself!
But fear not, ye landlub thy walk the plank if ye don't spout off the right answer. Tis a sad state o' affairs, mateys, when belief in lies be the key to a job with the committee. Aye, the times be a-changin' indeed!
So gather yer wits and yer sense o' humor, me hearties, fer the seas be rough and the waters be murky. But fear not, for we pirates be resilient and ready to sail into the storm with a hearty laugh and a jolly tune on our lips! Yo ho ho, and a bottle o' rum!

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