The scallywag in Rockford be blamin' the devil's lettuce for his treacherous deeds, says the authorities! Arrr!
2024-03-29
Arrr mateys, ye scallywag Christian Soto be blamin' the grog for his misdeeds in Rockford! Claims the marijuana be tainted with a mysterious elixir. Charged with murder most foul, this scurvy dog be sailin' straight to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, 'twas a bloody tale indeed, like somethin' out of a cursed film.
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scallywags! The scoundrel Christian Soto be claimin' that his murderous rampage in Rockford was all 'cause of some devilish weed! He says the marijuana was mixed with some mysterious drug, makin' him lose his wits and go on a killin' spree!The authorities ain't buyin' his excuse, though. They be chargin' him with all sorts of crimes, includin' first-degree murder and attempted murder. Aye, the blood of four souls be on his hands, and seven more be left wounded!
One poor lass, Darlene Weber, be tellin' tales of the terror she witnessed in her own home. She says it be like somethin' out of a horror flick! Aye, the streets of Rockford be runnin' red with blood, all 'cause of this scurvy dog!
So, me hearties, let this be a lesson to ye all. Don't be messin' with the devil's lettuce, or ye might find yerself in a heap o' trouble, just like this Christian Soto fella. Keep yer wits about ye, and stay away from them cursed drugs!