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Ye ol' Biden be givin' the boot to the railroad official o'er a spot o' unfriendly seas! Arrr!

2024-03-29

Arrr mateys! President Joe Biden be givin' the ol' heave ho to the U.S. Railroad Retirement Board inspector general, Martin Dickman, for makin' the workplace a bit too hostile. Dickman had been sailin' in that position since '94, but now he's walkin' the plank. Avast, the Council of the Inspectors General be investigatin' his scallywag ways since '23. Biden be readin' the report and sayin' "Off with his head!" Aye, the seas be rough for ol' Dickman now.

Arrrr, mateys! Listen up to this tale of President Joe Biden takin' down the U.S. Railroad Retirement Board inspector general, Martin Dickman! Aye, the White House be confirmatin' that Dickman be walkin' the plank for creatin' a hostile work environment!
Dickman had been holdin' onto his position since October 1994, back in the days of the Clinton administration. But, by the powers that be, he had been under investigation since January 2023 by the Council of the Inspectors General on Integrity and Efficiency.
When Biden got wind of the findings, he didn't hesitate to give Dickman the ol' heave-ho! Walkin' the plank, he be, straight into the depths of unemployment!
So, me hearties, let this be a lesson to all ye scallywags out there - if ye be creatin' a hostile work environment, ye better start polishin' up yer resume, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank like Martin Dickman!

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