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Avast ye! Chicago declares migrants be not the scallywags behind the measles outbreak, says the city! Arrr!

2024-03-29

Avast ye scallywags! Aye, word has it that the measles be spreadin' like wildfire in Chicago, with 52 confirmed cases now on the loose! 'Tis said that the outbreak be linked to a mighty migrant shelter, where wee ones under 5 be fallin' victim to the cursed disease. Arrr, 'tis a dire situation indeed!

Arrr, me hearties! Two days after the scallywag Florida GOP Gov. Ron DeSantis blamed Chicago's measles outbreak on the migrants in 23 shelters, the city health officials revealed there be now 52 confirmed cases! Aye, the majority of these cases be coming from Chicago's biggest migrant shelter, where over 1,800 newcomers be kept, the Chicago Department of Public Health disclosed. Of these 52 cases, 31 be wee ones under the age of 5. As of Wednesday, the city had reported 35 cases in total.
Arrr, it be a right mess, me mateys! The measles be spreading faster than a ship in a storm! But fear not, for the city health officials be on the case, working to contain the outbreak. Let's raise a toast to their efforts and hope that the scurvy dogs responsible for this outbreak be brought to justice! Keep a weather eye on the horizon, me hearties, and may the winds of good health be at our backs!

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