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Arrr, the US be firing up a dormant nuclear ship for the first time ever. Avast ye, mateys!

2024-03-30

Avast ye mateys, be ye ready for the long awaited restart of the American nuclear age? The federal government be shelling out $1.5 billion to revive a plant in Michigan. The lunatic greens be ready to storm the White House, but it be happening nonetheless. Aye, the nuclear pirates be back in business! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! Could it be that the long awaited - and well overdue - restart of the American nuclear age be upon us at last?
In a bold move that may have the crazed greens ready to storm the White House, the federal government be announcin' a $1.5 billion loan to breathe new life into a nuclear power plant in southwestern Michigan. This plant, known as Palisades, be snatched up by NJ-based Holtec International back in 2022 with plans to tear it down. But now, with the backing of both the state of Michigan and the Biden administration, the...
Could it be that we be witnessin' the dawn of a new era of nuclear power in the good ol' U.S. of A? Only time will tell, me hearties! But one thing be for certain - the winds of change be blowin' strong, and the tides be turnin' in favor of the nuclear age once more!

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