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The Mets be honorin' the gallant officer Diller on this grand day o' plunderin' and pillagin' at the opening. Arrr!

2024-03-30

Arrr, the scallywags of the New York Mets paid tribute to the brave officer Jonathan Diller, may he rest in peace, afore their battle with the Milwaukee Brewers. Aye, 'twas a sorrowful time indeed, but we raise a tankard in his honor!

Arrr, ye scallywags! The New York Mets be payin' tribute to the brave NYPD officer Jonathan Diller, who be slain in the line o' duty. A moment o' silence were held afore their home opener against the Milwaukee Brewers at Citi Field in Queens. Both teams lined up along the baselines as a tribute to the fallen officer were shown on the Jumbotron. The NYPD be grateful for the Mets' support and tribute to Officer Diller and his family. As the city honor our hero, we wish the Mets a grand 2024 season, full o' plunder and victories.Jonathan Diller were fatally shot during a traffic stop by a scurvy knave with 21 prior arrests. The villain opened fire on Officer Diller as he were tryin' to get him to exit the vehicle. The Mets' tribute came durin' the funeral services for Officer Diller, a married father o' one who had served three years with the NYPD. Former President Donald Trump and NY Gov. Kathy Hochul were among those who paid their respects. Officer Diller will be laid to rest in Massapequa. Fair winds and smooth sailin' to ye, Officer Diller!

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