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Arrr, LSU's Kim Mulkey be payin' no mind to scallywags tryin' to stir up trouble before the Sweet 16!

2024-03-30

Arrr mateys! The Washington Post hath penned a tale of the fearsome Kim Mulkey and her coaching antics as LSU faces off ag'in UCLA in the Sweet 16. Tis a yarn of rifts with players and kin, sure to stir the waters of the basketball seas!

Arr matey! The fearsome Kim Mulkey, a four-time NCAA Division I women's basketball champion, was surely preparing her crew for battle against the UCLA Bruins in the Sweet 16 showdown. But just afore the clash, The Washington Post unleashed a scurrilous tale about the coach, threatenin' to mar her reputation. Mulkey, not one to be trifled with, brandished her legal saber, vowing to sue the scallywags if they dared to publish such falsehoods.Despite the storm brewin', Mulkey claimed she hadn't laid eyes on the damning article and may not bother to peruse it at all. The piece delves into Mulkey's strict coaching ways, hintin' at discord among her players. It seems some of her crew, includin' the illustrious Brittney Griner, faced troubles due to their preferences in companionship.The tale also touches on Mulkey's strained relations with her kin and her rise from the swamps of Louisiana to the pinnacles of basketball glory. Through her legal emissaries, Mulkey denied treatin' her players unfairly based on their preferences. As the LSU Tigers emerged victorious, Mulkey's legacy, tarnished by this scandalous yarn, hung in the balance, awaitin' the judgment of the court of public opinion.

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