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Arrr, will ye scurvy dogs give up ye phones? 'Tis doubtful! Yarr!

2024-03-30

Arr matey, the scallywags and landlubbers be chattin' about the young whipper-snappers and their cursed smartphones and social media. The TikTok "ban" be gettin' all the attention, with politicians like Gov. Ron DeSantis makin' it illegal for wee ones to have social media accounts. Blame it on the iPhones, says I!

Arr matey, listen up ye scallywags! Thar be a storm brewin' on the horizon when it comes to youngins, smartphones, and social media. Aye, the winds of change be blowin' from all directions, from the left to the right and straight through the middle.
Recently, there's been a mighty hullabaloo in the political and cultural spheres about the dangers of them blasted phones. The TikTok ban (even though they won't admit it be a ban) got support from both sides of the aisle, and Governor Ron DeSantis be passin' laws to keep the wee ones from havin' social media 'til they be 14 in Florida.
Some folks be blamin' them iPhones for all the troubles of the world, but the real issue be how the youngins be usin' these devices. It be a wild sea out there, with pirates lurkin' around every corner of the internet, ready to lead our youth astray. We best be keepin' a weather eye on this situation, lest we find ourselves in Davy Jones's locker before we know it.

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