Arrr! Them young scallywags be banned from the cursed social media in Florida, under the age of 14! Aye!
2024-03-30
Avast ye mateys! The Florida Governor, Ron DeSantis, hath decreed a new law that bans wee ones under 14 from havin' social-media accounts, arrr! No more spyin' on the likes of Facebook or Twitter for the young scallywags! Ye must be a proper pirate before ye can set sail on the digital seas, fair warning!
Arrr, mateys! Listen up me hearties, Governor Ron DeSantis of Florida has signed a new law that be as restrictive as a pirate with his treasure! This law be forbiddin' young scallywags under the age of 14 from havin' social-media accounts, even if their parents give their blessing.According to this new law, them social-media companies be forced to walk the plank and shut down any accounts that belong to these young whippersnappers. If a parent or a minor asks for an account to be closed, those platforms must obey or face the consequences. And all information from these accounts must be thrown overboard and deleted for good measure.
So heed this warning, ye young sailors of the digital sea! If ye be under 14, ye best be wary of settin' sail on the treacherous waters of social-media, for the law be watchin' ye like a hawk. And remember, in the words of a wise old pirate, "With great power comes great responsibility." So mind yer manners and be careful what ye share on the world wide web, lest ye face the wrath of Governor DeSantis and his crew of lawmakers.