The Booty Report

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The U.S. be givin' more cannons and ships to Israel, mateys. Let the plundering commence! Arrrrr!

2024-03-30

Arrr mateys, the scurvy dogs in the Biden crew be sneakily allowin' the transfer of a treasure trove of bombs and fighter jets to Israel, worryin' 'bout a fierce battle in Gaza. The loot be includin' over 1,800 MK84 2,000-pound bombs and 500 MK82 500-pound bombs, aye! Aye, they be preparin' for war on the high seas!

Ahoy mateys! The Biden administration be sneakin' around like a scurvy dog in the dead of night, authorizin' the transfer o' billions of doubloons worth o' bombs an' fighter jets to Israel. Arrr, but wait! They be havin' concerns about a possible military skirmish in southern Gaza that could put the lives o' hundreds o' thousands o' poor Palestinian souls at risk.
The plunder includes over 1,800 MK84 2,000-pound bombs an' 500 MK82 500-pound bombs, as whispered by rogue Pentagon an' State Department scallywags. The 2,000-pound bombs be big enough to sink a Spanish galleon, while the 500-pound bombs be perfect for takin' down smaller ships.
So beware, me hearties! The seas be treacherous, and the winds be blowin' in a storm. Will Israel use this new arsenal to plunder the land, or will they be keepin' it in their hold for a rainy day? Only time will tell, but one thing be certain - there be no shortage o' drama on the high seas o' international politics!

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