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Yarrr! A blunder in the court be ruinin' the game betwixt Texas and NC State in the NCAA women's tourney!

2024-03-31

Avast ye mateys! Aye, 'twas a fine jest indeed when the NCAA discovered the treacherous trickery of the three-point line distances on either side of the court before Texas and NC State clashed in the women's Elite Eight on Sunday. Aye, 'twas a grand folly, indeed! Arrr!

In a grand tale fit for the high seas, the Texas Longhorns and NC State Wolfpack women’s basketball teams found themselves in a peculiar predicament before their Elite Eight showdown. The NCAA discovered that the three-point lines on each side of the court were of differing distances, causing quite the commotion. This revelation came to light during UConn’s previous game against Duke, raising eyebrows and causing a stir among the spectators.Despite the discrepancy, the valiant coaches of both teams, Wes Moore and Vic Schaefer, bravely decided to forge ahead and play the game as it was, with no adjustments to the court. The NCAA, in a rare display of humility, acknowledged the error and promised to rectify the situation before the next game.With much gallantry and skill, NC State emerged victorious over Texas, securing a spot in the esteemed Final Four. As they prepare to face the formidable South Carolina Gamecocks, the Wolfpack stand as a beacon of resilience and determination in the face of adversity.Here ends this tale of the curious case of the mismatched three-point lines, a saga that will surely be recounted for generations to come.

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