Arrr, Nicki Collen be defending Baylor's honor like a fierce pirate lass, cryin' out, "Our program be stout and strong!"
2024-04-01
Arrr mateys, Baylor's coach Nicki Collen be not pleased with the cannonball shot taken at LSU's coach Kim Mulkey in the Washington Post! Ye best be watchin' yer aim, lest ye want to walk the plank! Aye, the sea be a treacherous place for careless marksmanship.
In the language of a swashbuckling pirate from the 17th century, Baylor Bears women’s basketball coach Nicki Collen be talkin' about a scallywag article from The Washington Post that be makin' her blood boil after a close loss to USC in the Sweet 16!The story be sayin' that Baylor be no longer part of the upper tier in the sport after Kim Mulkey left. But Collen, who be sailin' the ship now, be makin' the tournament every year since she took over."Arrr, I be mighty offended by that article," says Collen. "Nothin' be witherin' in Waco! We be fightin' like true pirates and takin' them top seeds to the brink! No witherin' here, matey!"Collen, in her third season with the Bears, be showin' that the team be bloom like a fine rose. She be invitin' the scallywag writer to come to Waco and see for himself next year.Before commandin' the Bears, Collen be guidin' the Atlanta Dream and be named the WNBA Coach of the Year. She be a fierce competitor, servin' as an assistant in the pros and in college.So, me hearties, don’t be doubtin' the Baylor Bears under Collen's leadership! Nothin' be witherin' in Waco, and the team be settin' sail for even greater plunder in the future!