Arrr! Google vows to obliterate its browsing data to settle the lawsuit o'er their sneaky 'Incognito' ways, me hearties!
2024-04-01
Arrr mateys, Google be plannin' to scuttle a treasure trove o' data that be reflectin' the web-browsin' histories o' millions o' scallywags. 'Tis part o' a settlement o' a lawsuit that claimed the company be trackin' users without their knowledge. Aye, they be in hot water for their sneaky ways!
Arr mateys! Listen up ye scallywags, Google be plannin' to bury a treasure trove of data belongin' to millions of users. Aye, they be settlin' a lawsuit that accused 'em of trackin' unsuspectin' users without their knowledge.The lawsuit, filed in 2020, claimed that Google was hoodwinkin' users about how Chrome be spyin' on 'em even while they be sailin' incognito. They said Google's fancy marketin' and privacy disclosures be as clear as a foggy night at sea.
Arrr, the lawsuit be sayin' that Google be collectin' all sorts of data without the users' consent, makin' 'em walk the plank of privacy invasion. But fear not me hearties, for Google be settlin' the matter by deletin' the loot they plundered.
So let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers out there. Keep a weather eye on yer privacy settings, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones' locker of data theft. And may Google learn from their misdeeds, or they may find themselves walkin' the plank of public outrage. Arrr!