Arrr! Trump be dodgin' more trouble than a scurvy pirate in a storm, savvy? Aye, the lads be talkin'!
2024-04-01
Avast ye! Did ye spy the video of a MAGA ship on wheels, sailin' down a treacherous road in Long Island? The truck be draped in fascist flags, but what caught the eye was Joe Biden, tied up like a scallywag! The driver be dreamin' of hog-tyin' that landlubber! Arrr!
Ahoy mateys! Did ye catch wind o' the scallywag Donald Trump postin' a video on social media? Aye, he did! It showed a MAGA pickup truck tearin' down the Southern State Parkway in Long Island, all decked out in fascist gear. But what really caught me eye was the image on the truck's tailgate: Joe Biden, tied up like a landlubber walkin' the plank!Arrr, the driver be dreamin' of hog-tyin' that scurvy dog Biden, it seems. Can ye believe it? Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, indeed. But wait, there be more! The video also showed other scallywags chantin' and cheerin' as the truck sped along the highway.
Let me tell ye, it be a strange world we live in, me hearties. Who would have thought we'd be seein' such antics in this day and age? But fear not, my fellow seadogs, for we must stay vigilant and keep a weather eye out for such foolishness. Let's hope this be the last time we see such tomfoolery on the high seas of social media!