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Aye, this wench be accusing the captain of misconduct, yet be penning him sweet nothings! Blimey!

2024-04-01

Avast ye mateys! 'Tis said that Janel Grant, the lass who be takin' old Vince McMahon to court, did scribe a love letter declarin' him to be her "everything." Arrr, seems like she be wantin' more than just a piece of his treasure!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, there be a tale of a lass who claims that former WWE CEO Vince McMahon did her wrong for many a year. The scallywag wrote a love letter to McMahon, callin' him her "best mate" and "my everything," according to The New York Post. But alas, this be no ordinary love letter, for the lass be sayin' she was forced to pen it down. The letter, a long one at 2,200 words, was sent in an email on Christmas Eve in 2021. The lass poured her heart out to McMahon, claimin' he was her whole world.But hold yer horses, me hearties! The lass, who goes by the name Janel Grant, be also suin' McMahon, accusin' him of all sorts of vile deeds. Her attorney claims McMahon made her write the letter as a feeble attempt to defend his wretched behavior. McMahon's attorney denies any coercion, claimin' the lass wrote the letter of her own volition. The letter be full of sweet nothings and declarations of undyin' love for McMahon, but Grant's lawsuit paints a far darker picture of their relationship.The saga continues with text exchanges between McMahon and Grant, showin' a tender side to their relationship. McMahon's under investigation for heinous crimes, and the plot thickens with each turn of the page. This be a tale of love, betrayal, and treachery fit for the high seas!

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