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Arrr! The scallywag D.C. Cardinal be callin' Joe Biden a 'Cafeteria Catholic'! Walk the plank, ye sinner!

2024-04-01

Arrr, me hearties! Cardinal Wilton Gregory be giving President Joe Biden a right scolding on Sunday, callin' him a "cafeteria Catholic" for pickin' and choosin' which doctrines to believe in. The president's support for abortion rights and transgender visibility be raisin' some eyebrows in the Church. Biden, the second Catholic president after John F. Kennedy, be pushin' for things like expanded abortion rights and gay marriage that don't sit well with the Church. Cardinal Gregory be...

Avast ye landlubbers! In the grand city of Washington, D.C., Cardinal Wilton Gregory be throwin' some mighty strong words at President Joe Biden! He be callin' the President a “cafeteria Catholic,” meanin' he be pickin' and choosin' which o' the Church's doctrines he wants to believe in. Gregory be particularly upset about Biden's support for “abortion rights” and transgender “visibility.”
Biden, bein' only the second Catholic president, be followin' in the footsteps of John F. Kennedy. But instead o' toein' the line, he be actively campaignin' for things like expanded abortion rights, gay marriage, and “gender-affirming care,” all o' which go against the teachings o' his Church.
Cardinal Gregory be makin' it clear that he ain't pleased with Biden's cherry-pickin' ways. So, me hearties, it be a fierce battle o' words between the Cardinal and the President. Will Biden heed the Cardinal's warnings and steer his ship back on course? Only time will tell, me mateys!

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