Ye scallywags! Schumer be plannin' to put an end to this 'judge shopping'. Beware, or ye'll walk the plank! Arrr!
2024-04-01
Arrr, me hearties! Majority Leader Chuck Schumer be swearin' on Monday that the Senate be weighin' their options after a cursed federal court in Texas be rejectin' guidance against the practice of judge shoppin'. The scallywags be keepin' the odious practice alive, much to our chagrin!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as we hear the tale of the Senate and their quest to battle the practice of judge shopping. Aye, Majority Leader Chuck Schumer be soundin' the call to arms, pledgin' to consider legislative options after a court in Texas scuttled their guidance against this nefarious practice.The scallywags in the Northern District of Texas be standin' firm, refusin' to heed the wise words of the Judicial Conference of the United States. They be keepin' the practice of judge shopping alive and well, much to the chagrin of Schumer and his crew.
The Democratic leader took to the high seas of social media to express his outrage, lamentin' how these right-wing activists be usin' judge shopping to twist the laws to their own advantage. But fear not, me hearties, for Schumer be vowin' to fight back against this foul play.
So keep a weather eye on the Senate, me fellow pirates, for the battle against judge shopping be far from over. And remember, in the words of Schumer himself, “We will not stand idly by while the rule of law be undermined.” Arrr!