Arrr! White House be sayin' squatting be a 'local issue' fer them land lubbers to figure out! Aye matey!
2024-04-01
Arrr mateys, ye be hearin' that the scallywags at the White House be callin' this squattin' trend a "local issue"! Aye, they be passin' the buck like a hot potato. But fear not, for the local governments be takin' care of these landlubbers! Aye, let's hope they make 'em walk the plank!
Arrr mateys, the White House be sayin' that this trend o' squatting, where scurvy strangers be takin' over a homeowner's property without permission, be a "local issue" that local governments need to handle on their own. Fox News scallywag Peter Doocy had the gall to ask the White House press secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre, if Americans should be shiverin' in their boots about these squatters, and where Cap'n Biden stands on the matter as tales o' horror be spreadin' like wildfire."Me reckonin' be that this be a local issue," says Jean-Pierre, brushin' off the concerns o' the common folk. But as more and more homeowners be gettin' their ships overrun by these squatters, it be clear that this be a problem that needs addressin' on a grander scale. So batten down the hatches, me hearties, and keep a weather eye out for any scallywags tryin' to take over yer property! The fight against squatting be a rough one, but together we can make sure these landlubbers don't get the best o' us."