The Booty Report

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This pouch o' squishy bits could conjure up fresh livers fer the lads 'n lasses! Arrr!

2024-04-02

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Rumor has it that land lubbers be growin' new livers inside o' folks! Aye, 'tis a strange tale indeed, but if it means more grog for me, count me in! Arrr!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! Thar be a shortage of donor livers for transplantin' in this day and age. But fear not, for a clever group o' landlubbers be sailin' into uncharted waters to grow new livers right inside ye own bodies!
Ye heard me right, me hearties! This startup be usin' some fancy science magic to coax the cells in yer own body to grow into brand spankin' new livers. No need to be waitin' on a donor list or sailin' the seven seas to find a match. Ye can be growin' yer own liver like a proper pirate!
So next time ye find yerself in need of a new liver, don't be sittin' around twiddlin' yer thumbs. Sign up for this newfangled procedure and watch as yer body becomes a treasure trove of new organs. Arrr, the wonders o' modern science!

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