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Arrr, me hearties! The Democrats be needin' to mend their ways, not be blamin' Sotomayor for their troubles!

2024-04-02

"Avast ye scallywags! The Democrats be in a frenzy as their ship, President Biden's chances, be sinkin' fast! They be sendin' off poor Justice Sotomayor like a scurvy dog walkin' the plank. Leftist sea dogs be callin' for her retirement, admittin' defeat before the battle even starts! Arrr!"

Arr mateys, it seems that the Democrats be scramblin' like rats on a sinkin' ship over old President Biden's chances in November. They be lowerin' the lifeboats faster than ye can say "Ahoy!" And who be the first to walk the plank? 'Tis none other than Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor!
The scallywags and scurvy dogs of the left be callin' for Sotomayor to retire, admittin' defeat before the battle has even begun. But these Democrats be more slippery than an eel, urg' in a replacement for Sotomayor on the Supreme Court.
Arr mateys, it be a sad sight to see these landlubbers jumpin' ship faster than ye can say "Shiver me timbers!" But fear not, for there be still time for the Democrats to right the course and sail towards victory. So batten down the hatches and hold on tight, for the storm be brewin' and the seas be rough ahead!

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