Arr, the Vikings have marooned their coordinator for grog trouble 'til the week o' the NFL loot hunt!
2024-04-02
Arrr mateys! The scallywags known as the Minnesota Vikings be givin' their offensive coordinator, Wes Phillips, a good ol' suspension for three weeks after he got caught sailin' the high seas while under the influence! Ye be thinkin' he mistook his ship for a rum barrel, aye?
In a tale as salty as the sea, Wes Phillips, the offensive coordinator for the Minnesota Vikings, found himself in a spot of trouble. The scallywag was arrested and charged with driving while intoxicated back in December, with a blood alcohol level exceeding the state's limit. Despite this misfortune, he continued to sail with the team for the rest of the year.Phillips, son of the famed coach Wade Phillips, admitted his wrongdoing and accepted his punishment like a true buccaneer. He will walk the plank for a short suspension, missing the start of the offseason program before returning just in time for the NFL Draft.Having previously sailed the seas with the Los Angeles Rams, winning a Super Bowl along the way, Phillips is no stranger to the NFL. From quality control coach to tight ends coach, he has swabbed the deck of various teams before landing on the Vikings' ship.As he faces the consequences of his actions, Phillips remains steadfast in his resolve to learn from his mistakes and sail forward with a positive attitude. So, let this be a lesson to all ye scallywags - even the most seasoned pirates must abide by the rules of the league.