The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, the scallywags be demandin' two tongues on deck! 'Tis a sure way to sink the ship o' knowledge!

2024-04-02

Arrr mateys! The likes of New York City, Denver, and Chicago be in desperate need of bilingual education teachers for the young scallywags of migrants. But beware! Bilingual ed be a treacherous sea, leading many a young lad to a fate of failure and poverty. Give 'em English or walk the plank!

Arrr mateys, listen up! The likes of New York City, Denver, and Chicago be in dire need of bilingual education teachers as the younglings of migrants be swashbuckling their way into the schools. But beware, me hearties, for bilingual education be a treacherous sea that be leading these scallywags straight into the depths of failure.
Many a time, this be creating a cursed educational ghetto where dropouts be left stranded without a paddle, not knowing the ways of the English tongue and facing a life of poverty. It be a grim fate indeed for these poor souls.
Instead, let us give these landlubbers intense instruction in the ways of the English language from the moment they set foot on school grounds. That be the only way to ensure their success and keep them from walking the plank of despair. So heed this warning, me hearties, and let us steer these young sailors towards a brighter future filled with knowledge and opportunity. Arrr!

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