Avast ye scurvy dogs! Biden and Trump be takin' the booty in four states. Biden be afeared of the protest vote houndin' him! Arr!
2024-04-03
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubbers in New York, Connecticut, Rhode Island, and Wisconsin be makin' their way to the polls to cast their votes in the presidential race of 2024. Biden and Trump be sailin' smooth seas with no challengers in sight. But some scallywags be votin' "uncommitted" or "uninstructed" like a confused parrot! Aye, the political waters be full of surprises.
Ahoy mateys! The scallywags in New York, Connecticut, Rhode Island, and Wisconsin set sail to the polls on Tuesday to cast their votes in the 2024 presidential primary race. Arrr!Captain Joe Biden and former Captain Donald Trump have already claimed their parties' presumptive presidential nominations, so there be no real competition on the horizon for them. Aye!
But, me hearties, Democratic voters in New York, Rhode Island, and Wisconsin were told to vote “uncommitted,” “uninstructed,” or just walk the plank and leave the ballot blank. Shiver me timbers!
So, me mateys, the seas may be calm for now with our two captains ruling the ship, but who knows what storms may be brewing on the horizon. Keep a weather eye out and stay tuned for more updates from the high seas of the political world. Yo ho ho!