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Arrr mateys, Gaza's death toll be o'er 30,000, but tis an incomplete count! Savvy? Blimey!

2024-04-03

Arrr, mateys! Eman Abusaeid be a brave lass, tryin' to protect her wee ones in Gaza from them Israeli scallywags and their bombin'. With bodies bein' unearthed from the ruins, she be doin' her best to keep her young'uns safe from the horrors of war. Aye, 'twas a perilous time indeed!

"Arrr mateys, Eman Abusaeid be fightin' to protect her young'uns in Gaza, while them scallywag Israeli bombs be rainin' down on her neighborhood after them Oct. 7 raid by them Hamas swashbucklers into Israel. The poor lass, a fine architect and mother of two, could hear them blasted Israeli fighter jets passin' overhead as them air strikes be takin' out the building next to hers. Bodies be pulled from the rubble, and she be tryin' to shield her wee ones from the horrors of death all 'round.
"We be wakin' up with the dust bombin' on our faces and bodies," she recounted,
"but we be survivin', we be fightin', and we be showin' the world the strength of the Palestinian people, no matter what befall us!" So let us raise a mug o' grog to brave Eman Abusaeid and all them other souls in Gaza weatherin' the storm of war with courage and defiance in their hearts."

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