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Arrr, the scallywags at the health ministry claim o'er 32,900 souls have shuffled off this mortal coil in Gaza!

2024-04-03

Avast ye scallywags! The Hamas-run health ministry be spoutin' off about casualties in Gaza, but their numbers be as reliable as a leaky ship. They lump all the blame on Israel, even when it be their own misfired rockets doin' the damage. Aye, 'tis a bloody mess on the high seas of war!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags! According to the Hamas-run health ministry, a staggering 32,916 Palestinians have met Davy Jones in Gaza since October 7, with 75,494 more wounded. But beware, me mateys, these figures be as fishy as a mermaid's kiss!
The scallywags of Hamas be as slick as a ship in a storm, lumping all casualties at the feet of Israel, even them caused by their own misfired cannons. They don't bother to tell the difference between civilians and swashbuckling combatants, so take these numbers with a pinch of salt!
Israel, on the other hand, claims to have sent some 13,000 Hamas members to walk the plank in the fighting, with another 1,000 sent to join Davy Jones. It be a bloody battle on the high seas, me hearties!
So keep yer wits about ye, me buckos, and don't be swayed by the tall tales of either side. The truth be as elusive as a hidden treasure, buried deep beneath the waves of propaganda and deceit. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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