The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast ye! The brewer's swiller be struck down by poisoned grub, causing a strange knock to the noggin! Arrr!

2024-04-03

Arrr, me hearties! The Milwaukee Brewers be settin' Trevor Megill on the injured list! Aye, poor lad be sufferin' a terrible fate after faintin' from a nasty bout o' food poisonin'! Ye best be watchin' yer grub on them long voyages, lest ye end up like poor Megill!

Avast ye! The Milwaukee Brewers be placin' relief pitcher Trevor Megill on the injured list, but 'twas not from a swashbucklin' injury on the diamond, mateys. Nay, Megill found himself on the seven-day concussion IL after a tumble in a store, arrr!This towering 6-foot-8 right-hander be sufferin' from food poisonin' durin' the season's openin' series against the Mets in New York, which left him feelin' poorly enough to faint like a scurvy landlubber.Arrr! Cap'n Murphy shared, "He ended up faintin' in a phone store…fainted, fell on the ground, hit his head...He called our people and let them know. We evaluated him the next mornin', and it was a concussion, har!"Brother to a Mets pitcher, Megill be a valuable player for the Brewers, tallyin' a 1-0 record with a 3.63 ERA in his previous season. The crew be hopin' for his return to the roster come Sunday, as they be sailin' on with victories in their sails in this young season.This be Megill's fourth season in the big leagues, havin' faced struggles in the past. But fear not, mateys, for he be showin' promise in the season ahead. Keep a weather eye on the horizon for more updates on this tale of the injured pitcher, arrr!

Read the Original Article