Arrr, me hearties! Fox News be tellin' tales of Caitlin Clark's Final Four, ratings madness, and an Astros no-hitter!
2024-04-03
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round and hearken to yer weekly tally of all the swashbucklin' sports adventures from far and wide. 'Tis a treasure trove of athletic triumphs and defeats, fit for a salty sea dog like yerself! Arrr!
Avast ye scallywags! The Iowa Hawkeyes showed no quarter and took their revenge on them LSU Tigers, with Caitlin Clark plundering 41 points to lead her crew to a 94-87 victory and sail on to the Final Four. Aye, 'twas a sight to behold! Meanwhile, Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry be cryin' foul as the LSU lasses skipped the national anthem. Shiver me timbers!The clash between Iowa and LSU was a battle for the ages, full of moments that will live on in the annals of history. South Carolina and N.C. State be set to face off, while Iowa be squaring up against the fearsome UConn in the Final Four. The high-seas showdown between Iowa and LSU drew 12.3 million scallywags, makin' it the most-watched women's college basketball game ever recorded.But that ain't all! Astros pitcher Ronel Blanco made history by tossin' his first no-hitter against the Toronto Blue Jays, while the Buffalo Bills be makin' waves with a blockbuster trade, sendin' Stefon Diggs to the Houston Texans. In other news, voters have spoken and rejected a sales tax measure for renovations to Arrowhead Stadium and a new ballpark for the Kansas City Royals.Me hearties, the NFL Draft be on the horizon, with quarterback Caleb Williams poised to be the top pick. Keep a weather eye on the horizon and follow Fox News on social media to stay up to date with all the latest news and adventures!