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Arrr mateys, the White House be sayin' nay to NATO weapons for Ukraine. Blast their scurvy dog hearts!

2024-04-03

Avast ye scallywags! The White House be raisin' a hullabaloo 'bout movin' the U.S.-led group o' weapon deliverin' for Ukraine under the command o' NATO. John Kirby be doubting the notion o' steppin' aside from leadin' the Ramstein Group, a gatherin' o' 50-plus nations plannin' deliveries for Ukraine. 'Tis a grander affair than NATO, includin' nations from far 'n wide, even in the Indo-Pacific! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! The White House be standin' firm against a proposal to hand over the reins of the U.S.-led group that be deliverin' weapons to Ukraine to the likes of NATO. John Kirby, the scurvy dog of a national security communications adviser, be havin' his doubts about lettin' NATO take the lead in the Ramstein Group, a monthly meetin' of 50-plus nations organizin' weapons deliveries for Ukraine.
"This be bigger than NATO," says Kirby, "it be includin' 50 nations from all over the globe, even them landlubbers in the Indo-Pacific." Aye, the White House be sendin' a clear message that they be holdin' tight to their role in supportin' Ukraine against those scallywags in Russia.
So, me hearties, it seems the White House be keepin' a weather eye on the horizon and standin' strong in the face of this proposal. They be showin' that they be the ones in charge of deliverin' the goods to Ukraine, and they ain't about to hand over the wheel to NATO just yet. Arrr!

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