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Yarrr! The diver be takin' a grand tumble afore the French president durin' the grand pool openin' at the Olympics!

2024-04-05

Arrr! French diver Alexis Jandard be havin' a spot of trouble at the Paris Aquatics Centre, as he be takin' a tumble off the plank in front o' the country's president! Aye, 'twas a sight to behold, me hearties!

Arrr mateys, at the grand unveiling of the new Aquatics Centre in Paris fer the 2024 Summer Olympics, there be a moment o' great embarrassment when one diver from France took a tumble in front o' French President Emmanuel Macron.Alexis Jandard, a star from the Tokyo Olympics, be attemptin' a dive at the 154 million-euro Aquatics Centre when he slipped and fell into the pool below. Aye, 'twas only three meters above the pool, so no harm done.The 26-year-old, undaunted by his fall, assured all present that he be fine and these things happen from time to time. He even joked about how he's broken boards before, but the board never broke him.Despite the mishap, Jandard maintained his good humor, calling the incident funny when viewed from a distance. The Aquatics Centre be the only permanent structure built fer the Olympics, hostin' events like diving, water polo, and synchronized swimming with room fer 5,000 spectators. Keep up with more sports coverage on Fox News and subscribe to the Fox News Sports Huddle newsletter, me hearties!

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