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Arrr, mateys! The sun be playin' tricks on us, makin' us wait four hours for the Yankees-Marlins match!

2024-04-05

Arrr mateys, a mighty solar eclipse did cast its shadow upon the New York Yankees and Miami Marlins match, causin' a delay of four hours to the startin' time. The sun, it be playin' tricks on us landlubbers! Arrr!

Arr mateys! Listen up ye scallywags, for a grand spectacle be happenin' in the skies above! A total solar eclipse be makin' its way across the United States, causin' quite a stir even amongst the swashbucklin' New York Yankees!The Yankees and Marlins were all set to take the field on Monday afternoon, but alas, the start of the game had to be delayed till later in the day, 6:05 p.m. ET to be exact! The powers that be at Major League Baseball and the Yankees decided ‘twas best to avoid any potential delays due to the eclipse.To mark this rare event, the first 15,000 fans at the Yankee Stadium will receive a special Yankees Solar Eclipse T-shirt! Aye, a true treasure indeed!New York may be ridin' high with a 6-1 record, but the Marlins be strugglin' at 0-8, poor souls. As the moon passes betwixt the Earth and the sun, blockin' its light for a brief moment, some lucky souls in the Midwest, eastern Mexico, and eastern Canada will witness a total eclipse.If ye be plannin' to view this celestial show, make sure to don proper glasses to protect yer eyes! And remember to stay tuned to Fox News for all yer sports coverage and subscribe to the Fox News Sports Huddle newsletter, lest ye miss any swashbucklin' updates!

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