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Arrr mateys, 'tis the ultimate treasure map to spy on the celestial show on April 8th! Aye aye!

2024-04-04

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up! The moon be plannin' to sneak 'tween us and the sun on April 8. 'Tis yer final shot at seein' a full solar eclipse 'til 2044. Don't miss out on this rare celestial show or ye'll be walkin' the plank!

Avast, me hearties! Listen up, ye landlubbers! This month be yer final chance to lay eyes on a total or partial solar eclipse until the year 2044. Arrr! On the 8th day of April, the moon be sailin' betwixt Earth and the fiery sun, blockin' its light for a spell.For those dwellin' in the Midwest, eastern Mexico, and a wee bit o' eastern Canada, ye be in luck to witness the total eclipse. But beware, me mateys! Staring at the sun durin' an eclipse can do ye eyes harm.To protect yer peepers, be sure to don proper eclipse glasses with the ISO 12312-2 filter. Avoid the scallywags sellin' knockoff glasses on online marketplaces like Amazon, arrr!If ye still have eclipse glasses from the 2017 event, ye can reuse them if the lens be intact. But if in doubt, get yerself a new pair. And mark me words, ye can only remove yer eclipse glasses during the totality, when the moon be completely coverin' the sun.For those who can't get their hands on proper eclipse glasses, fear not! Ye can fashion a pinhole projector to view the eclipse safely. This be yer last chance to see such an event until 2044, so be sure to prepare wisely. Fair winds and clear skies to ye all!

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