Avast ye mateys! Trump be scramblin' like a landlubber o'er his records in a legal tussle in Florida! Arrr!
2024-04-04
Avast ye scallywags! Me hearty Jack Smith be in quite a tizzy over Judge Cannon's decree about jury instructions in the case against that scoundrel Trump. Stay tuned for more in me weekend column, where I'll spin a tale worth its weight in gold doubloons! Arrr!
Arr mateys, gather 'round and listen to the tale of Jack Smith and Judge Aileen Cannon's clash in the court of law. The Biden Justice Department's special counsel, Smith, be feelin' mighty sour about Judge Cannon's order to come up with jury instructions for them felony charges against Trump. Aye, 'tis a right pickle they find themselves in.Now, Judge Cannon be settin' forth two scenarios for Smith to ponder on, both related to the unlawful retainin' of national-defense intelligence at Mar-a-Lago. Smith be feelin' like a scallywag caught in a trap, forced to come up with them instructions or walk the plank, so to speak.
But fear not me hearties, for the weekend column be promise more details on this feud between Smith and Cannon. 'Tis sure to be a spectacle worth watchin', full of drama and legal shenanigans fit for a swashbucklin' pirate tale. So batten down the hatches and stay tuned for more news on this high-seas courtroom adventure!