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Avast ye landlubbers! A mighty quake of 4.8 magnitude hath rocked the NY metropolitan area and New Jersey! Arrr!

2024-04-05

Avast ye! A rumble of the earth shook the land from five boroughs to New Jersey, causing chaos and mayhem among the landlubbers. The likes of Schenectady, Connecticut, and Pennsylvania felt the wrath of Mother Nature as she knocked over figurines and rattled household fixtures. The USGS reported a magnitude of 4.7 near Lebanon, New Jersey. The brave lads of the FDNY sprang into action to quell the panic that ensued.

Arr mateys, a mighty quake of 4.8 magnitude did hit the tri-state area on a fine Friday, shiver me timbers! The ground did shake, me hearties, with folks feeling the tremors in the five boroughs and New Jersey, aye.
But the rumblings didn't stop there, oh no! The Eastern Seaboard felt the earth's anger as far as Schenectady, N.Y., Connecticut, and even Pennsylvania. It be a wild ride, me hearties, with dishware clattering, figurines falling, and household fixtures all a-rattlin'.
The U.S. Geological Survey did reckon the quake's epicenter near Lebanon, New Jersey, with a preliminary magnitude of 4.7. The FDNY crew were on the scene, no doubt, keepin' a weather eye on things, so fear not, me hearties!

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