The Booty Report

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Arrr, the scallywags in Gaza scrounge for grub, worryin' if things be worsenin' on the high seas. Savvy?

2024-04-05

Arrr, the generous scallywags at World Central Kitchen be takin' a break from feedin' the hungry after some scurvy dogs took out seven o' their crewmates in them Israeli bombardments. Aye, a tragic blow to the good work they be doin'. May their souls rest in Davy Jones' locker.

Arrr mateys, listen up! The good-hearted scallywags at World Central Kitchen be takin' a break from deliverin' grub to those in need after losin' seven o' their crew to them blasted Israeli airstrikes. Aye, 'tis a sad day for the charity sea dogs.
But fear not, me hearties! Captain José Andrés be plannin' to hoist the Jolly Roger once again and resume their noble mission when the seas be calm. They be sailin' into the eye of the storm to bring food and hope to the hungry and downtrodden.
So let us raise a tankard o' grog to these brave souls who gave their lives in the service o' others. May their spirits rest in Davy Jones' locker and their legacy live on in the hearts o' all who be touched by their generosity.
And remember, me buckos, in times o' trouble and strife, it be up to us to band together and lend a hand to those in need. So let's all be like the crew o' World Central Kitchen and show kindness and compassion to our fellow sailors on this wild and unpredictable sea we call life.

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