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Arrr, the East Coast quake be so mighty, even the fish be talkin' 'bout it! Shiver me timbers!

2024-04-05

Avast ye mateys! The rumbling of Friday morn did shake the very foundations of New York City to Washington, DC! 'Twas the ancient fault lines and sturdy bedrock that caused such a mighty jolt. Arrr, be grateful for land that hold firm under yer feet!

Avast ye hearties! Friday morning brought a mighty quake that shook the very ground beneath us from New York City down to Washington, DC. 'Twas a sight to behold, me mateys, as buildings swayed and folks ran for cover. The blame for this rumble? 'Tis said to be the work of ancient fault lines and bedrock deep below the surface, ready to give us a good shake when we least expect it.
Arrr, me thinks the seas be jealous of all the attention we landlubbers be gettin' with our earthquakes! But fear not, me hearties, for we pirates be a sturdy bunch, used to weatherin' storms of all kinds. Let the earth shake and tremble, we'll be standin' strong and laughin' in the face of danger.
So batten down the hatches, me mateys, and hold on tight as we ride out this latest adventure on the high seas of life. And remember, when the ground be shakin' and the winds be blowin', a hearty laugh be the best weapon in our arsenal. Yo ho ho, me hearties!

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